So, I pull over to the side of the road and heard
- Cop: Son, do you know what I'm stopping you for?
- Me: Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Am I under arrested or should I guess some more?
- Cop: Well, you was doing 55 in the 54. License and registration and step out of the car. Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.
- Me: I ain't stepping out shit, all my paper's legit.
- Cop: Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
- Me: Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that.
- Cop: Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?
- Me: Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit.
- Cop: Well, we'll see how smart you are when the canine come.
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